Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

Hello: We need to talk about the Friendzone

yeti-detective:

How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the Gargamels to your dick’s whatever-Smurf-your-dick-is.

(Sidenote: the makers of The Smurfs meant for each Smurf to…

chatterboxrose:

kill-natalie:

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

 

(Source: farhampton)

I just finished an hour-long broadcast at the end of a fourteen-hour day and I’m not in the mood to go to a party, I’m not in the mood to have my picture taken, and I’m not in the mood to notice Dana’s dress or notice Dana’s hair or notice Dana’s shoes. Dana’s not my date, she’s my producer and the work day’s over. I’m not in the mood to notice anything tonight.

(Source: danawhitaker)

Mitt Romney sucks pass it on

Oh my god the NOTES

HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!

there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!

Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.

I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE IT UNTIL NOVEMBER 6TH

every time.

(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)

vandonova:

“We do have this little chemistry set, on stage.”  - Bruce Willis, on how they create the sexual chemistry on Moonlighting

(Source: imatelevisioncharacter)